Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.

About This Quote

This quote is a reference to the 1996 movie, "The People vs. Larry Flynt". In the movie, Larry Flynt is portrayed as a pornographer who has published information about celebrities in an attempt to ruin their careers. He runs a magazine called "Hustler" and shows it to his son, played by Woody Harrelson.

His son says, "Dad, you never have sex with anybody over 35 years old." To which Larry Flynt replies, "Not anymore." The movie ends with the line: "Behind every great man there's a great woman. Behind me, there's my son."

Source: A Dirty Job

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